**Tragic Attack in Gaza: Dozens Killed and Hundreds Wounded While Seeking Aid – But at Least They Got a Free T-Shirt!**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its head and wondering if they accidentally tuned into a particularly grim episode of “Survivor,” dozens were tragically killed and hundreds wounded in Gaza while simply trying to get some aid. Eyewitnesses report that the scene resembled a chaotic Black Friday sale, but instead of discounted flat-screen TVs, people were just trying to get their hands on some food and medical supplies.
Local resident and self-proclaimed “Aid Enthusiast,” Ahmed “I Just Wanted a Granola Bar” Al-Munir, stated, “I thought I was just going to grab a snack, but instead, I ended up in a scene that looked like a bad action movie. I mean, I didn’t even get a granola bar! Just a concussion and a free T-shirt that says ‘I Survived the Aid Rush of 2023.’”
Meanwhile, international leaders have been quick to respond. U.S. Secretary of State, Blinky McBlinkface, commented, “This is a tragedy, but let’s not forget the silver lining: at least they got some free merchandise! I mean, who doesn’t love a good T-shirt?”
In a bizarre twist, the local aid organization has announced that they will be holding a “Re-Do Aid Day” next week, where they promise to hand out not just food, but also complimentary stress balls and motivational posters that say, “Keep Calm and Wait for Aid.”
As the world watches in disbelief, one thing is clear: if you’re going to get hurt while seeking help, at least make sure it comes with a side of humor and a free T-shirt.
