**Third Accomplice Arrested in Orleans Parish Jailbreak: The Great Escape of the Three Stooges**
In a plot twist that could only be scripted by a team of caffeinated monkeys, the Orleans Parish Jailbreak saga has taken a turn for the absurd. Authorities have confirmed the arrest of a third accomplice in the daring escape of three inmates, who apparently thought they were auditioning for a new reality show titled “Escape from the Big House: Louisiana Edition.”
The latest addition to the trio, identified as “Slick” McGee, was apprehended while attempting to sell homemade “Get Out of Jail Free” cards at a local flea market. “I thought they were legit!” exclaimed local vendor Betty Lou, who was last seen trying to barter a pair of flip-flops for one of the cards. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to escape jail with a card that looks like it was printed on a 1995 inkjet?”
The mastermind behind the jailbreak, known only as “The Great Houdini,” was reportedly inspired by a YouTube tutorial titled “How to Break Out of Jail in 10 Easy Steps.” “I thought it was a cooking show at first,” he confessed in a statement. “But then I realized I could just use the ingredients to make a shiv instead of a soufflé.”
Police Chief Bubba “The Bouncer” Johnson stated, “We’re just glad to have these guys back in custody. They were a danger to society—especially with that terrible sense of humor.” He added, “I mean, who tries to escape jail with a rubber chicken and a kazoo?”
As the investigation continues, the Orleans Parish Jail has announced plans to implement a new “No Fun Allowed” policy, which includes banning all rubber chickens, kazoo-playing, and any future attempts at reality TV auditions. Meanwhile, Slick McGee is reportedly planning his next venture: a motivational speaking tour titled “How to Fail at Escaping Jail: Lessons Learned the Hard Way.”
Stay tuned for updates on this hilariously tragic tale of incompetence and rubber chickens!
