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Let’s face it. Family Guy has given us some of the most absurd, irreverent, and hilariously inappropriate moments in television history. From Stewie’s diabolical plots to Peter’s endless shenanigans, we’ve seen it all. Or have we? There are still a few truly untapped episodes that, if created, could elevate the show to even greater comedic heights. After all, what’s the point of being a show that’s already pushed boundaries if you don’t push them a little more? So, we present to you the five Family Guy episodes that haven’t been made yet, but we all desperately need.
1. Peter Becomes a Conspiracy Theorist
Peter Griffin
In this groundbreaking episode, Peter becomes obsessed with watching bizarre online conspiracy theory videos. He’s so hooked that he starts trying to convince the family that aliens are secretly running the world—and they’re the ones who invented kale. Of course, the family’s reaction is less than impressed.
“I saw a video where they said the moon landing was fake, and I’ve seen enough to know it’s true,” Peter says, holding up a tinfoil hat he crafted while watching YouTube at 2 a.m.
Lois, ever the realist, responds: “Peter, the moon landing was not fake. You’re literally wearing a tinfoil hat.”
Peter, unphased: “Exactly! They want me to think it’s real. That’s how deep this goes, Lois!”
Cue Stewie in the background muttering, “We’re all doomed.”
2. Meg’s Revenge on Quahog
Enough is enough. Meg has been bullied for years, and in this bold episode, she snaps. After years of suffering under the weight of everyone’s mockery, Meg starts a revenge campaign against the town of Quahog. Her pranks go from absurd to dark as she slowly transforms into the town’s new terror.
“You think I’m ugly? Well, I’ll show you ugly,” Meg cackles as she sets up an industrial-sized glitter bomb in Mayor West’s office.
This episode has all the cringe-worthy, laugh-until-you’re-crying moments, like Meg accidentally hijacking the town’s fireworks display and causing a public disaster. The residents of Quahog are left in utter disbelief.
Peter: “Wait a minute, was that Meg? My daughter? Doing a prank that isn’t embarrassing?”
3. Peter Becomes a YouTuber
It was only a matter of time before Peter decided that quitting his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory to become a full-time YouTuber was his next great career move. And what better way to kick it off than diving into viral trends and absurd challenges?
In a true Peter fashion, he immediately starts pranking random strangers and attempting dangerous stunts. After several attempts at the “cinnamon challenge” (where he nearly chokes to death), he begins filming his own reaction videos to viral cat videos.
“I’m gonna be bigger than MrBeast,” Peter announces with misplaced confidence, staring directly into the camera as he’s surrounded by a pile of broken toys, leftover pizza, and questionable internet advice.
Lois: “Peter, stop filming and get a job!”
Peter: “I have a job, Lois. It’s called ‘staying relevant.’”
4. Peter and Lois Switch Bodies
One morning, Peter and Lois wake up to find themselves inexplicably switched bodies. Peter, of course, sees it as an opportunity to live out every man’s fantasy and spends the day playing with Lois’ body like an overexcited teenager in a mall.
Meanwhile, Lois is left to deal with the chaos of Peter’s life—clothes strewn around the house, unpaid bills, and the odd feeling that someone just broke her favorite coffee mug.
Peter (in Lois’ body): “Whoa, Lois, I never realized how many bras you own. Do you use these for… war?”
Lois (in Peter’s body, dealing with his idiotic decisions): “Why did I marry this man?”
5. The Griffin Family Wins the Lottery
We’ve seen plenty of sitcoms where the family wins the lottery and, instead of solving their problems, they just create more. But with the Griffins, expect utter chaos. Instead of going on exotic vacations or buying fancy things, they just make even stupider decisions. Peter buys a “real-life” Jurassic Park, which turns out to be just a bunch of people in poorly-made dinosaur costumes.
Chris buys a boat but doesn’t know how to sail it, and Stewie invests the family’s money in failing startups, including a napkin-folding business.
Meg? She buys an army of pet penguins.
Stewie: “Well, what did you expect? A sound financial investment? We’re Griffins, for heaven’s sake.”
A Final Plea to Seth MacFarlane
Look, Seth MacFarlane—if you’re reading this (and we know you are because everyone is reading this)—we need these episodes. The people are crying out for a Meg revenge spree, Peter’s inevitable failure as a YouTuber, and the bizarre antics of the family when they hit the jackpot. If you make these episodes a reality, not only will you restore the cultural balance of the universe, but you’ll also make our dark, twisted dreams come true.
So, please, Seth. For the good of comedy. For the good of humanity. Make it happen.
Until then, we’ll be here, eagerly awaiting the future of Family Guy.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical news article. Please do not actually try to become a YouTuber or start an absurd revenge campaign in your town. Trust us, it won’t end well.
