**Texas Oil Executive from DOGE’s Role in the Interior Department Revealed: A Deep Dive into the Depths of Absurdity**
In a shocking twist that has left both environmentalists and meme enthusiasts scratching their heads, the Interior Department has announced that it has appointed a Texas oil executive from DOGE (Department of Oil and Gas Exploration) to a key position. Yes, you read that right—DOGE, the agency that sounds like it was named after a Shiba Inu with a penchant for cryptocurrency, is now at the helm of America’s natural resources.
Meet Buck “Drillbit” McCrude, a self-proclaimed “oil whisperer” and the new Deputy Assistant Secretary of Oil and Gas. McCrude, who once claimed to have discovered a new oil reserve while searching for his lost cat, stated, “I’m just here to make America drip again!” His vision for the department includes replacing all national parks with oil rigs and turning the Grand Canyon into a “Grand Oil Canyon” complete with souvenir shops selling “I Heart Fracking” t-shirts.
When asked about the environmental implications of his plans, McCrude chuckled, “What’s the worst that could happen? I mean, have you seen the price of gas lately? It’s practically a steal!” He also promised to introduce a new line of eco-friendly oil called “Green Goo,” which he insists is “100% biodegradable—if you ignore the explosions.”
Critics are already lining up to voice their concerns. Greta Thunberg tweeted, “This is like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse, but the fox is also a Texas oil tycoon and the hens are made of money.” Meanwhile, a spokesperson for the Interior Department, who wished to remain anonymous, said, “We’re just trying to keep things interesting. Who doesn’t love a good plot twist?”
As the nation holds its breath, one thing is clear: with Buck McCrude at the wheel, the Interior Department is set to become the wildest ride since the last Texas rodeo. So grab your popcorn, folks; this is going to be one heck of a show!
