**Texas House Approves Bill Mandating Sheriff Collaboration with ICE: A New Era of Law Enforcement and Taco Tuesdays**
In a groundbreaking move that has left many scratching their heads and others reaching for their cowboy hats, the Texas House has approved a bill mandating that local sheriffs collaborate with ICE. Yes, you heard that right! Because nothing says “freedom” like a sheriff and an immigration officer sharing a plate of nachos while discussing the finer points of deportation.
State Representative Chuck “The Lawman” McGraw, who sponsored the bill, stated, “We’re just trying to make sure that our sheriffs are as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. If they’re not chasing down illegal immigrants, what are they doing? Eating BBQ? We can’t have that!”
The bill, affectionately dubbed the “Taco Tuesday Act,” aims to ensure that sheriffs are not only enforcing the law but also keeping an eye on who’s bringing the best salsa to the potluck. “We need to know if the new guy at the taco truck is legal,” said local sheriff and part-time salsa dancer, Sheriff Bob “Salsa” Johnson. “I can’t have my deputies getting distracted by delicious tacos while they’re supposed to be enforcing the law!”
Critics of the bill have raised concerns about the potential for racial profiling and the erosion of community trust. But McGraw dismissed these worries, saying, “If you’re not doing anything wrong, you’ve got nothing to worry about! Unless you’re hiding a secret stash of guacamole. That stuff is illegal in my book!”
In a surprising twist, the bill also includes provisions for sheriffs to host “ICE Cream Socials” where community members can come together to discuss immigration issues over a scoop of vanilla. “We’re all about community engagement,” said McGraw. “And what better way to engage than with ice cream? Just don’t ask where the sprinkles come from!”
As the bill heads to the governor’s desk, one thing is clear: Texas is ready to take law enforcement to a whole new level—one taco at a time. So, grab your sombreros and get ready for a wild ride, because in Texas, the only thing more certain than a cowboy’s hat is a sheriff’s new partnership with ICE!
