**Teen Detained After Shooting on South Carolina Party Boat Injures 11: Local Authorities Blame “Too Much Fun”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left South Carolina’s party scene reeling, a teenager was detained after a shooting on the SS Good Times, a party boat that was apparently too good to be true. Eleven partygoers were injured, but local authorities are more concerned about the boat’s reputation than the actual injuries.
“I’ve seen some wild parties in my day,” said Captain Chuck “The Party Animal” Johnson, who was not on the boat at the time of the incident. “But this? This is just too much fun! I mean, who knew that mixing water, music, and a questionable amount of tequila could lead to chaos?”
Eyewitnesses reported that the shooting occurred shortly after DJ Lil’ Bubbles dropped the beat on a remix of “Baby Shark.” “It was like a scene from a movie,” said 17-year-old partygoer Tiffany “T-Rex” Thompson. “One minute we were dancing, and the next minute, I was dodging bullets like I was in a video game. I thought I was going to get a high score!”
Local authorities have since detained 16-year-old Timmy “The Trigger” Thompson, who allegedly brought a water gun to the party but accidentally filled it with real bullets. “I thought it was a prank!” Timmy exclaimed while being led away in handcuffs. “I just wanted to make a splash!”
In the aftermath, the boat’s owner, Captain Salty McSeaweed, has vowed to implement stricter party regulations. “From now on, we’re only allowing foam noodles and inflatable unicorns on board,” he declared. “And no more DJing during the safety briefing!”
As the dust settles on this aquatic fiasco, one thing is clear: South Carolina’s party boats will never be the same. And as for Timmy, he’s just hoping for a lighter sentence—preferably one that includes a DJ gig on the side.
