**Swiatek and Sabalenka Advance to French Open Fourth Round Unscathed: Tennis Players or Superheroes?**
In a stunning display of athletic prowess that left fans questioning whether they were watching a tennis match or a superhero movie, Iga Swiatek and Aryna Sabalenka have both advanced to the fourth round of the French Open unscathed. Reports indicate that the two players emerged from their matches without a single scratch, bruise, or even a hair out of place—leading many to suspect they might be part of a secret government experiment involving tennis and superhuman abilities.
“I was just trying to hit the ball, but I think I accidentally created a black hole,” said Swiatek, who was seen effortlessly returning serves while simultaneously knitting a sweater for her cat. “I mean, who knew that tennis could be so… cosmic?”
Sabalenka, on the other hand, was busy perfecting her “intimidation stare,” which she claims is 50% more effective when combined with a fierce grunt. “I just looked at my opponent, and they immediately surrendered,” she said, flexing her biceps. “I think I might have scared them into retirement. I’m basically a tennis version of the Hulk.”
Fans were left in awe as both players showcased their skills, with one spectator commenting, “I’ve seen less drama in a soap opera. I half-expected them to start flying around the court.”
As the tournament progresses, rumors are swirling that Swiatek and Sabalenka are in talks to star in a new action film titled “Tennis Avengers: The Serve Awakens.” When asked about the project, Swiatek simply replied, “I’m just here to win matches and save the world, one forehand at a time.”
With their superhuman abilities on full display, one thing is clear: the French Open has never been more entertaining. As for the rest of the players? Well, they might want to invest in some protective gear—or at least a good pair of running shoes.
