**Suspect in Embassy Killings Claims Motive: ‘I Did It for Palestine, I Did It for Gaza’**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its collective head, a suspect in a series of embassy killings has come forward with a motive that sounds like it was ripped straight from a poorly written action movie. “I did it for Palestine, I did it for Gaza,” proclaimed the suspect, who identified himself as “Abdul McMuffin,” a name that has raised eyebrows and hunger pangs alike.
Witnesses report that McMuffin, who was last seen wearing a t-shirt that read “I Love Falafel,” burst into the embassy shouting, “This is for the hummus!” before accidentally tripping over a potted plant and knocking over a priceless vase. “It was like watching a really bad sitcom,” said embassy janitor, Bob “The Mop” Johnson. “One minute he’s shouting about liberation, the next he’s apologizing to the vase like it was his long-lost cousin.”
When asked to elaborate on his motives, McMuffin stated, “I just wanted to make a statement! And also, I heard there was free Wi-Fi in embassies.” He then added, “Plus, I thought I could score some diplomatic immunity. Turns out, that’s not how it works.”
Political analysts are baffled. “This is unprecedented,” said Dr. Ima Clue, a self-proclaimed expert in international relations. “Usually, when people claim to act for a cause, they have a plan. This guy just wanted to make a TikTok video.”
As the world waits for further developments, McMuffin remains in custody, reportedly trying to negotiate a deal for a lifetime supply of shawarma in exchange for his “insightful” commentary on Middle Eastern politics. Meanwhile, the embassies are beefing up security and hiring more potted plants, just in case.
