**Supreme Court Affirms Trump’s Dismissal of Biden Officials: “We Just Wanted to See What Would Happen!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and conspiracy theorists high-fiving in their basements, the Supreme Court has officially affirmed former President Donald Trump’s decision to dismiss all Biden officials. The ruling, which came down faster than a toddler’s tantrum in a candy store, has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, with many wondering if this is a new trend in governance or just a really elaborate prank.
Justice Clarence Thomas, in a rare moment of levity, quipped, “We just wanted to see what would happen if we hit the reset button. It’s like playing SimCity, but with real people!” Meanwhile, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s hologram reportedly rolled its eyes and muttered, “I can’t believe I’m still dealing with this nonsense.”
In a press conference that felt more like a circus than a political briefing, Trump declared, “I’m just trying to make America fun again! Who needs officials when you can have a reality show? I’m thinking of calling it ‘The Real White House Wives.’”
Biden officials, now officially unemployed, have taken to social media to express their dismay. “I thought I was just getting a coffee,” said former Press Secretary Jen Psaki, “but apparently, I was also getting fired. Can I at least keep my mug?”
In a surprising twist, the court also ruled that all future presidential decisions must be made via Twitter poll, with Trump promising to personally oversee the results. “I’m going to make democracy great again, one tweet at a time!” he proclaimed, while simultaneously launching a new line of “Make America Great Again” hats that say “We’re Just Kidding!”
As the dust settles on this unprecedented ruling, one thing is clear: the political landscape is now more unpredictable than a cat on a Roomba. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to follow this wild ride—because who needs stability when you can have entertainment?
