**Supreme Court Affirms Trump’s Authority to Dismiss Biden’s Federal Board Appointees: A New Era of Executive Pranks**
In a landmark decision that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, the Supreme Court has officially affirmed former President Donald Trump’s authority to dismiss any and all federal board appointees made by President Joe Biden. This ruling has sparked a wave of excitement, confusion, and a few spontaneous dance parties in the halls of Congress.
Justice Clarence Thomas, in a statement that can only be described as “vaguely coherent,” said, “We believe in the power of the executive branch, especially when it comes to pranks. If Trump wants to replace Biden’s appointees with his own, who are we to stop him? It’s like a game of musical chairs, but with more wigs and fewer rules.”
In a press conference that was equal parts bizarre and hilarious, Trump declared, “I’m just doing what any good president would do—cleaning house! I mean, have you seen Biden’s appointees? They look like they just walked off the set of a low-budget sci-fi movie. I’m bringing in the best and the brightest—like my buddy, Big Tony from Queens. He’s got a great eye for talent, especially when it comes to pizza toppings.”
Meanwhile, Biden’s team is reportedly in a state of disbelief. “We thought we were just playing a game of Monopoly,” said White House Press Secretary Karla McFluff. “But it turns out Trump flipped the board and is now using it as a coffee table. We’re just trying to figure out how to get our pieces back.”
As the dust settles, political experts are left wondering what this means for the future of governance. “It’s like a reality show gone wrong,” said Dr. Ima Pundit, a self-proclaimed political analyst. “Next thing you know, Trump will be hosting ‘The Apprentice: Federal Edition,’ where contestants compete to see who can best dismantle the Biden administration in 30 seconds or less.”
In the end, one thing is clear: the Supreme Court has opened the floodgates for a new era of executive chaos, and we’re all just here for the popcorn.
