**Tragic Comedy: School Bus Bombing in Pakistan Leaves Everyone Wondering Who’s in Charge of the Explosives**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation scratching its collective head, a suicide bombing targeted a school bus in Pakistan, resulting in five fatalities. While the incident is undeniably tragic, the absurdity of the situation has led many to question the bombers’ choice of target. After all, who would think that a school bus would be a prime target for a bomb?
Local resident and self-proclaimed “expert on bad decisions,” Ahmed “The Strategist” Khan, commented, “I mean, if you’re going to blow something up, at least make it a place with snacks. Like a donut shop! Everyone loves donuts!”
In a bizarre twist, the bombers reportedly miscalculated their timing, as the bus was running late due to a traffic jam caused by a herd of goats crossing the road. “I guess they didn’t get the memo about goat traffic,” said local goat herder, Babar “The Goat Whisperer” Ali. “I told them, ‘You can’t rush greatness!’”
Meanwhile, the local government has vowed to increase security around schools, with plans to deploy “Goat Patrols” to ensure that no more bombers are delayed by livestock. “We’re taking this very seriously,” said Mayor Fatima “The Goat Guardian” Rahman. “If goats can stop a bombing, imagine what we can do with a few more!”
As the nation mourns, one thing is clear: if you’re going to blow something up, make sure it’s not a school bus. After all, the only thing that should be exploding in schools are science experiments—preferably with a lot more supervision.
