**Title: “The Great Deportation Bake-Off: Trump’s Recipe for a ‘Deportation Delight’”**
In a bold culinary twist, the Trump Administration has unveiled its latest strategy to promote and enforce deportation: a reality TV show called “The Great Deportation Bake-Off.” The show, hosted by none other than Melania Trump and Gordon Ramsay, promises to mix immigration policy with a dash of flour and a sprinkle of chaos.
“Why deport when you can bake?” Melania quipped while rolling out dough shaped like the U.S. border. “It’s all about making America bake again!” Meanwhile, Ramsay added, “If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the kitchen—and the country!”
The show features contestants from various backgrounds, each tasked with creating the most delicious deportation-themed desserts. Contestant Juan “The Cookie” Gonzalez, a former pastry chef from Mexico, said, “I thought I was coming here to make churros, not be sent back for a soggy bottom!”
In a shocking twist, the judges—comprised of former White House aides and a talking eagle named Freedom—will decide who stays and who goes based on the taste of their deportation-themed pastries. “If it’s not a ‘Taco ‘Bout Deportation’ cake, you’re out!” exclaimed former aide Kellyanne Conway, who was seen taste-testing a “Border Wall Brownie.”
As the show gains traction, Trump himself tweeted, “We’re making deportation fun again! Who knew it could be so sweet?” Critics, however, are concerned that the show might be a little too on the nose. “I mean, who wants to eat a ‘Green Card Gelato’?” said activist and part-time comedian, Dave “The Dreamer” Johnson.
In the end, the Trump Administration’s strategy may just be the recipe for disaster—or a deliciously absurd reality show that leaves everyone wondering: is it too late to change the channel?
