**State Department Enhances Screening and Social Media Checks for Student Visa Applicants Amid Interview Suspension**
In a bold move that has left international students scratching their heads and their social media accounts, the U.S. State Department announced it will enhance screening and social media checks for student visa applicants. This comes as interviews have been suspended, leaving many to wonder if they should start posting more cat memes to boost their chances.
“Why interview when we can just scroll through your Instagram?” said State Department spokesperson, Chuck “The Algorithm” Johnson. “We’re basically looking for the next great American student, or at least someone who can make a mean avocado toast. If your feed is just selfies and food pics, we might have to reconsider.”
The new policy has sparked a wave of creativity among applicants. “I’ve started posting daily motivational quotes and pictures of my dog in a graduation cap,” said aspiring student Maria “Insta-Grad” Rodriguez. “I’m hoping it’ll distract them from my questionable TikTok dance videos.”
Meanwhile, the State Department has also introduced a new “Social Media Score” system, where applicants can earn points for every meme they share. “If you can make us laugh, you’re in,” chuckled Johnson. “We’re basically looking for the next viral sensation. Who needs a degree when you can go viral?”
In a shocking twist, the department has also announced that applicants who can successfully identify the difference between a “Karen” and a “Chad” will receive expedited processing. “It’s a crucial skill for navigating American culture,” Johnson explained. “If you can’t tell the difference, you might end up in a very awkward Thanksgiving dinner.”
As the world watches, students are left to wonder: will their social media presence be enough to secure a visa, or will they need to start a YouTube channel dedicated to American customs? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure: the future of international education is now just a meme away.
