**Springsteen Amplifies Political Critique with New Digital EP Featuring Anti-Trump Remarks**
In a move that has left fans both thrilled and slightly confused, Bruce Springsteen has announced the release of a new digital EP titled “Born to Run from the Orange Menace.” The EP features a collection of songs that are less about love and more about the love of democracy—specifically, the kind that doesn’t involve a comb-over.
The lead single, “Dancing in the Dark (But Not in Mar-a-Lago),” has already topped the charts in the imaginary category of “Songs That Make You Want to Throw Your TV Out the Window.” In a recent press conference, Springsteen declared, “I wanted to create something that really resonates with the people. And by ‘resonates,’ I mean ‘makes them want to throw their phones at the wall.’”
The EP also includes a track titled “I’m on Fire (But Not for You, Donald),” which features a catchy chorus that repeats, “You’re fired!” in a way that would make even the most tone-deaf karaoke singer proud. “I wrote it while watching reruns of The Apprentice,” Springsteen quipped. “I thought, ‘What if I could make this more entertaining by adding a guitar solo?’”
Critics are already raving about the EP, with one reviewer from the fictional publication *The Daily Chuckle* stating, “It’s like if Bob Dylan and a particularly sassy Twitter account had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of politically aware wolves.”
In a surprising twist, Springsteen has also announced a collaboration with fellow rock legend, Kid Rock, who reportedly said, “I’m just here for the free drinks and to remind everyone that I’m still relevant.” Sources close to the project say that Kid Rock’s contribution will be a spoken word piece titled “I’m Not Sure What’s Happening, But I’m Definitely Not Voting for Him.”
As the EP drops, fans are left wondering if Springsteen will take his political critique on the road. “I’m thinking of a tour called ‘The Boss vs. The Orange Menace,’” he teased. “But I’m still working on the logistics of how to fit a giant inflatable Trump into a tour bus.”
So, grab your headphones and prepare to rock out while simultaneously rolling your eyes. Springsteen’s new EP promises to be the soundtrack to your political outrage—because if there’s one thing we need right now, it’s more music to scream along to while contemplating the fate of democracy.
