**Small Plane Strikes Power Lines Prior to Fatal San Diego Crash, NTSB Reports: A Shocking Turn of Events!**
In a shocking twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter with a penchant for dark comedy, a small plane in San Diego recently decided to take a detour through the local power lines before crashing spectacularly. The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) has confirmed that the pilot, who was reportedly trying to impress his date with a “low-flying aerial tour,” miscalculated his romantic gesture by about 1,000 feet.
Witnesses reported seeing the plane approach the power lines with all the grace of a drunken flamingo. “I thought it was part of the show!” exclaimed local resident and self-proclaimed aviation expert, Bob “The Birdman” McFlap. “I mean, who doesn’t love a good power line tango?”
The NTSB’s preliminary report revealed that the pilot, identified as Chuck “The Sky King” Thompson, had been attempting to execute a daring maneuver known as the “Electric Slide.” Unfortunately, it seems he misjudged the height of the lines, leading to a shocking conclusion. “I told him to stick to the ‘safety dance,’” lamented his co-pilot, who wished to remain anonymous but was later identified as “Sparky.”
In a bizarre twist, the plane’s black box recorded Chuck’s final words: “Hold my beer and watch this!” before the aircraft met its electrifying fate. The NTSB is now investigating whether the plane was equipped with a “power line avoidance system” or if Chuck simply thought he was auditioning for “America’s Got Talent: Aerial Edition.”
As the investigation continues, local residents are left wondering if they should be more concerned about their power supply or the next episode of “Daredevils of the Sky.” One thing is for sure: Chuck’s date will definitely be telling this story for years to come—if she ever agrees to go flying again.
