**Sheriff Identifies ‘Defective’ Locks as Major Factor in Louisiana Jailbreak Involving 10 Men**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the good citizens of Louisiana scratching their heads and checking their own locks, Sheriff Bubba “Locksmith” McGee has identified a major culprit in the recent jailbreak of ten inmates: the locks themselves. “I mean, who knew that locks could be defective?” McGee exclaimed, shaking his head in disbelief. “I thought they were just supposed to keep the bad guys in, not throw a party for them!”
The jailbreak, which took place last Tuesday, saw ten men escape from the St. Cajun Correctional Facility, leaving behind a note that read, “Thanks for the freedom, but we’ll be back for our stuff!” According to Sheriff McGee, the locks were “so defective they could have been sold at a yard sale.”
In a press conference that felt more like a comedy show, McGee continued, “We’ve got locks that are more reliable than my Uncle Earl’s fishing stories. And let me tell you, those stories are about as believable as a cat that can play the piano.”
Local locksmith, Chuck “The Keymaster” Johnson, weighed in on the situation, stating, “I’ve seen some bad locks in my day, but these were like the ‘bad boys’ of the lock world. They were just waiting for a chance to break free!”
Meanwhile, the escapees have reportedly formed a new band called “The Defective Locks,” and are currently on a nationwide tour, performing hits like “Break Free” and “Lockdown Blues.”
As the investigation continues, Sheriff McGee has vowed to replace the faulty locks with “something that actually works—like duct tape or a good ol’ fashioned wooden door.” In the meantime, he urges citizens to check their own locks, lest they find themselves hosting an impromptu jailbreak of their own.
“Remember folks,” McGee concluded, “if your locks are more defective than a politician’s promise, it might be time for an upgrade!”
