**Senate Rejects California’s Ban on New Gas-Powered Car Sales by 2035: “We Just Love the Smell of Gasoline!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left environmentalists scratching their heads and gas station attendants popping champagne, the Senate has officially rejected California’s ambitious plan to ban the sale of new gas-powered cars by 2035. The decision came after a heated debate that included a surprise appearance by a talking gas pump named “Gassy McFuelface,” who passionately argued for the rights of internal combustion engines everywhere.
Senator Chuck “The Gas Man” McFossil, who led the charge against the ban, stated, “I just can’t imagine a world without the sweet aroma of gasoline wafting through the air. It’s like a warm hug from Mother Nature, if Mother Nature were a 1970s muscle car.” His comments were met with applause from a group of leather-clad bikers who had gathered outside the Senate building, revving their engines in solidarity.
Meanwhile, Senator Greta Greenleaf, a staunch supporter of the ban, was seen weeping into a reusable tote bag. “I just wanted to save the planet, but apparently, some people prefer the smell of burnt rubber and regret,” she lamented. “I guess we’ll just have to wait until 2036 to start our eco-friendly revolution. Or maybe 2040. Or 2050. Who knows?”
In a bizarre twist, the Senate also voted to replace all electric vehicle charging stations with “Gasoline Appreciation Zones,” where citizens can gather to reminisce about the good old days of tailpipe emissions and road trips without guilt. “It’s like a museum for cars that actually make noise!” exclaimed local car enthusiast and self-proclaimed “Gas Guru,” Bobby Vroom.
As the dust settles on this monumental decision, one thing is clear: California will continue to be the land of sun, surf, and the unmistakable scent of gasoline. So, buckle up, folks! The future is still roaring, and it’s powered by good old-fashioned fossil fuels—at least until 2036.
