**Senate Approves Charles Kushner as France’s New Ambassador: Croissants and Controversy Await!**
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and French bakers rolling their eyes, the U.S. Senate has officially approved Charles Kushner as the new ambassador to France. Yes, you read that right—Charles Kushner, the man who once thought “le croissant” was a fancy way to say “the croissant sandwich,” is now set to represent American interests in the land of baguettes and berets.
Senator Chuck Schumer, who was seen sipping a café au lait while making the announcement, stated, “We believe Charles will bring a unique perspective to the role. After all, who better to negotiate trade deals than a man who once tried to sell a hotel to a Frenchman who only wanted a room for his poodle?”
Kushner, who has never been to France but has seen “Ratatouille” at least three times, expressed his excitement: “I’m ready to dive into French culture! I’ve already ordered a beret online and I’m practicing my ‘Bonjour’ in the mirror. I think I’m nailing it!”
Critics, however, are less than thrilled. “This is like sending a mime to negotiate a peace treaty,” quipped Senator Elizabeth Warren. “I mean, what’s next? Appointing a mime as Secretary of State?”
In a bizarre twist, Kushner’s first official act as ambassador will be to host a “Make France Great Again” rally in Paris, where he plans to unveil his new line of American cheese-flavored macarons. “They’ll be a hit!” he declared, while accidentally spilling a bottle of French wine on his new suit.
As the world watches with bated breath, one thing is clear: France is in for a wild ride. And if all else fails, at least they’ll have a new ambassador who can expertly pronounce “quiche.” Bon appétit!
