**Saquon Barkley Named Madden NFL 26 Cover Star: EA Sports Promises No Cursed Injuries This Time!**
In a shocking twist that has left the sports world both amused and bewildered, EA Sports has announced that New York Giants running back Saquon Barkley will grace the cover of Madden NFL 26. This decision comes after a rigorous selection process that involved a dartboard, a magic eight ball, and a very confused raccoon named Gary.
“Saquon is the perfect choice,” said EA Sports spokesperson Chuck “The Game” McFumble. “We wanted someone who could handle the pressure of being on the cover without getting injured. So, naturally, we went with the guy who’s been injured more times than a piñata at a toddler’s birthday party.”
Barkley, who was reportedly “thrilled” to be chosen, stated, “I’m just excited to be on the cover! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be immortalized in pixelated glory? Plus, I hear the curse only applies to players who are actually good. So, I should be fine!”
In a bizarre twist, EA Sports has promised that this year’s cover will come with a “No Injury Guarantee.” “If Saquon gets hurt, we’ll send him a lifetime supply of ice packs and a personal masseuse named ‘Chill Bill,’” McFumble added, winking suspiciously.
Fans are already speculating about the potential for a new game mode called “Avoiding the Curse,” where players must navigate through a series of obstacles, including rogue Gatorade coolers and overly enthusiastic fans. “It’s like Frogger, but with more ACL tears,” said avid gamer and self-proclaimed sports guru, Timmy “The Thumb” Thompson.
As the countdown to the game’s release begins, one thing is clear: whether it’s a blessing or a curse, Saquon Barkley is ready to tackle the challenge—preferably without any actual tackling involved.
