**Russia Launches Drone Strikes on Ukraine Following Trump’s Announcement of Putin Talks: A New Chapter in International Comedy**
In a plot twist that could only be scripted by the world’s most confused sitcom writers, Russia has decided to launch drone strikes on Ukraine just hours after former President Donald Trump announced he would be holding talks with Vladimir Putin. Sources say the Kremlin was inspired by Trump’s “let’s make a deal” approach, but apparently misinterpreted it as “let’s make a mess.”
“Honestly, we thought he meant a deal on pizza toppings,” said Dmitry “The Drone” Ivanov, a self-proclaimed military strategist and part-time stand-up comedian. “But then we realized he was talking about international relations. So, we figured, why not spice things up with a little aerial fireworks?”
In a bizarre press conference, Trump stated, “I have the best words, folks. And I’m telling you, nobody knows more about drone strikes than me. I once ordered a drone delivery of McDonald’s and it was tremendous. But I digress.” He then proceeded to suggest that Putin might be interested in a new line of drones that could deliver fast food to the front lines. “Imagine a Big Mac flying in on a drone! It’s a win-win!”
Meanwhile, Ukrainian officials are reportedly baffled. “We were just getting used to the idea of peace talks, and now we have to dodge drones like it’s a game of ‘Whack-a-Mole’,” said Oleksandr “The Unfortunate” Petrenko, a local farmer who now moonlights as a professional duck-and-cover instructor.
As the world watches this unfolding drama, experts are left scratching their heads. “It’s like watching a reality show where everyone forgot their lines,” said Dr. Irina “The Analyst” Smirnov. “At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they start negotiating over TikTok dances.”
In the end, one thing is clear: when it comes to international relations, the only thing more unpredictable than a drone strike is the next tweet from Trump. Stay tuned for updates, and remember, folks, always keep your helmets on and your snacks ready!
