**Russia Claims Trump Lacks Adequate Briefing After Labeling Putin ‘Absolutely CRAZY’**
In a stunning turn of events, the Kremlin has officially declared that former President Donald Trump is “woefully under-briefed” after he referred to Russian President Vladimir Putin as “absolutely CRAZY” during a recent interview. Russian officials, clearly not accustomed to such frankness, responded with a mix of confusion and amusement, prompting a flurry of memes featuring Putin in a tinfoil hat.
“Honestly, we thought he was joking,” said Dmitry P. Blinov, a spokesperson for the Russian Ministry of Mirth and Misinformation. “But then we remembered, this is Trump we’re talking about. He probably thinks ‘briefing’ is a new type of golf club.”
In a follow-up statement, Trump defended his comments, stating, “Look, I’ve met a lot of people in my life, and let me tell you, some of them are just plain nuts. I mean, have you seen his shirtless horseback riding photos? Absolutely CRAZY!”
Meanwhile, Putin’s press secretary, Dmitry P. Vodka, responded with a smirk, “We appreciate the feedback. But if Trump thinks I’m crazy, wait until he meets my cat, Mr. Whiskers. That feline is a real loose cannon.”
Political analysts are now speculating whether Trump’s comments will lead to a new diplomatic strategy: “Operation Crazy Talk.” According to sources close to the former president, this strategy involves sending Putin a series of increasingly bizarre tweets, including one that reads, “Hey Vlad, how about a game of chess? Loser has to wear a clown wig!”
As the world watches this bizarre diplomatic dance unfold, one thing is clear: when it comes to international relations, it’s always best to keep your briefing books close and your tinfoil hats closer.
