**Russia, China, North Korea Unite Against Trump’s $175 Billion Golden Dome Missile Defense System: A New Era of Friendship?**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the world scratching its head and laughing uncontrollably, Russia, China, and North Korea have announced a united front against former President Donald Trump’s latest brainchild: the $175 billion Golden Dome Missile Defense System. Yes, you read that right—$175 billion for a dome that’s shinier than a disco ball at a 70s party.
Vladimir Putin, in a rare moment of humor, quipped, “We thought it was a giant golden onion at first. Now we’re just confused. But if it’s meant to protect against missiles, we’re all in favor of it—especially if it means we can finally get our hands on some of that gold for our next Olympic medals.”
Meanwhile, Chinese President Xi Jinping chimed in, “We were going to build our own Golden Wall, but now we’re just going to throw a massive party instead. Everyone loves a good party, especially when it’s at the expense of a $175 billion dome!”
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, who was reportedly seen wearing a tinfoil hat, added, “We have our own missile defense system. It’s called ‘Don’t Launch Anything, or Else!’ But if Trump wants to waste money on a shiny dome, who are we to stop him? We’ll just keep our missiles in the basement next to the karaoke machine.”
The Golden Dome, which Trump claims will “deflect missiles with the power of bling,” has sparked a wave of creativity among world leaders. Rumor has it that Putin is now considering a “Golden Bear” defense system, while Xi is working on a “Great Firewall of China” that will literally be made of gold bricks.
As the three nations prepare for their first joint press conference, they’ve promised to unveil their new motto: “Why shoot missiles when you can just throw shade?”
In the meantime, Trump remains unfazed, tweeting, “They can’t handle the dome! #MakeDomeGreatAgain.”
And so, as the world watches this bizarre alliance unfold, one thing is clear: when it comes to international relations, nothing says “friendship” quite like a $175 billion golden dome.
