**Nikki Haley’s Proposal for Mental Competency Tests: A Hilarious Dive into the Age of Political Wisdom**
In a bold move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and comedians rubbing their hands in glee, former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley has proposed mandatory mental competency tests for politicians aged 75 and up. Because, let’s face it, if you can’t remember where you left your glasses, you probably shouldn’t be deciding the fate of the free world.
Haley, who is 51 and clearly still remembers her own birthday, stated, “It’s time we ensure our leaders are not just wise but also know what year it is. I mean, if they can’t tell the difference between TikTok and a clock, how can we trust them with our TikTok?”
Critics of the proposal have been quick to respond. Senator Chuck “I’m Not Old, I’m Vintage” McBiden, 78, said, “I think it’s a great idea, but only if we can also test the mental competency of people who think pineapple belongs on pizza. That’s a real crisis.”
Meanwhile, 76-year-old Congressman Olden McGee chimed in, “I’m all for it! But can we make the tests multiple-choice? I haven’t filled out a Scantron since the ‘80s, and I’m not sure I remember how to bubble in the answers.”
The proposal has sparked a nationwide debate, with some suggesting that the tests should include pop culture references. “If they can’t name at least three Kardashians, they’re out!” declared 22-year-old TikTok influencer and political analyst, Bella “The Future” Johnson.
As the nation gears up for what could be the most entertaining political circus since the last election, one thing is clear: if Haley’s proposal goes through, we might just see a new reality show: “Survivor: Capitol Hill Edition.” Contestants will face off in challenges like “Name That Meme” and “Who Said It: Trump or Shakespeare?”
So, as we await the results of these competency tests, let’s all take a moment to reflect on the wisdom of our elders. After all, they’ve survived decades of political drama, and if that doesn’t qualify them for a game show, what does?
