**Red Sox’s Walker Buehler Takes Aim at Mets’ Francisco Lindor Following Ejection: A Comedy of Errors**
In a shocking turn of events that has left baseball fans scratching their heads and laughing uncontrollably, Boston Red Sox pitcher Walker Buehler was ejected from a game against the New York Mets after a heated exchange with shortstop Francisco Lindor. The incident, which has been dubbed “The Great Ejection of 2023,” has sparked a flurry of memes, conspiracy theories, and a new line of Buehler-branded baseballs that come with a warning: “May cause spontaneous ejections.”
Eyewitnesses report that Buehler, who was having a stellar game, suddenly lost his cool after Lindor allegedly called him “the human equivalent of a rain delay.” In response, Buehler reportedly shouted, “At least I’m not the one who looks like a walking taco truck!” The crowd erupted in laughter, prompting the umpire to step in and issue the ejection.
“I was just trying to help him with his batting stance,” Lindor later claimed, while wearing a t-shirt that read “I Survived the Buehler Incident.” “But clearly, he took it the wrong way. I mean, who wouldn’t want to look like a taco truck?”
Buehler, now a free agent in the world of post-ejection antics, took to social media to express his feelings. “I’m just trying to pitch here, not audition for a taco-themed reality show,” he tweeted, followed by a series of taco emojis and a poll asking fans if they preferred hard or soft shells.
In a bizarre twist, the Red Sox have announced that they will be hosting a “Taco Night” at Fenway Park, where fans can enjoy tacos while watching Buehler attempt to throw a baseball at a piñata shaped like Lindor. “It’s all in good fun,” said Red Sox manager Chet McFlurry. “And if we can’t laugh at ourselves, what’s the point of being a baseball fan?”
As for Lindor, he’s reportedly considering a career in stand-up comedy. “I’ve always wanted to be the next Kevin Hart,” he said, “but I guess I’ll settle for being the guy who made Walker Buehler lose his cool. That’s a pretty good resume builder!”
In the end, baseball fans can rest assured that the rivalry between the Red Sox and Mets has never been more entertaining. And who knows? Maybe next time, Buehler will bring tacos to the mound instead of fastballs.
