**Ravens Coach John Harbaugh Talks About the Difficult Choice to Release Justin Tucker: “He Just Kept Missing the Point”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left fans scratching their heads and scratching their pets, Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaugh announced the release of star kicker Justin Tucker. “It was a tough decision,” Harbaugh said, adjusting his glasses and looking pensively at a nearby flock of pigeons. “But sometimes you have to make the hard choices. Like deciding between a salad or a cheeseburger. And let me tell you, I love cheeseburgers.”
Sources close to the team revealed that Tucker’s recent performances had been less than stellar, with one insider claiming, “He missed a 30-yard field goal last week. I mean, my grandma could kick better than that, and she’s been in a nursing home since 2010!”
When asked about the decision, Harbaugh added, “We just felt it was time to move on. Justin kept missing the point—literally and figuratively. I mean, he thought we were playing soccer half the time! He even tried to kick a field goal with a soccer ball last Tuesday. It was like watching a toddler try to ride a unicycle.”
In a heartfelt farewell, Tucker stated, “I’m just really going to miss the team. And the free Gatorade. But mostly the Gatorade.”
As the Ravens prepare to fill the void left by Tucker, rumors are swirling that they might sign a local high school kicker who once made a 50-yarder while blindfolded. “At this point, we’re just looking for someone who can kick the ball in the right direction,” Harbaugh quipped. “And if they can do it while juggling flaming torches, even better!”
In the meantime, Tucker has reportedly been spotted at a local coffee shop, practicing his kicks with a latte. “I’m just trying to find my footing again,” he said, as he accidentally sent a croissant flying across the room. “But hey, at least I’m not missing the point anymore!”
As the Ravens move forward, one thing is clear: the only thing more unpredictable than a football game is the decision-making process of a coach who loves cheeseburgers.
