**Project Homecoming: 64 Immigrants Take Flight for Self-Deportation with a $1,000 Incentive!**
In a groundbreaking initiative that has left the world scratching its head and laughing uncontrollably, Project Homecoming has successfully launched its first flight of 64 immigrants who volunteered for self-deportation, all for the enticing incentive of $1,000. Yes, you read that right—$1,000! That’s enough to buy a lifetime supply of tacos or, at the very least, a decent used car that may or may not run.
The flight, dubbed “The Great Escape,” took off from an undisclosed location (rumored to be a Taco Bell parking lot) and was met with cheers from the passengers, who were reportedly thrilled to be leaving the U.S. for a chance to cash in on the cash. “I was going to buy a new phone, but now I can finally afford to visit my grandma in Mexico!” exclaimed Juan “The Bargain Hunter” Rodriguez, who was seen clutching a giant inflatable taco as he boarded the plane.
Project Homecoming’s spokesperson, a man named Chuck “The Incentive” McGee, stated, “We wanted to give people a chance to go home, and what better way than with a little cash? It’s like a reverse lottery—only instead of winning, you get to leave!”
Critics have raised eyebrows, with one local resident, Betty “The Concerned Citizen” Thompson, declaring, “This is just a ploy to get rid of all the good taco recipes! What’s next? Paying people to leave their favorite pizza joints?”
As the plane soared into the sunset, the passengers were reportedly already planning their next vacation—this time, to the nearest beach resort, where they could spend their newfound wealth on sunscreen and piña coladas.
So, if you’re looking for a way to escape the daily grind, remember: self-deportation might just be the new trend. Who knew that leaving the country could be so profitable?
