**Pope Leo XIV Raises Eyebrows Over Soccer Club Allegiance in Napoli Audience**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the Vatican and the soccer world reeling, Pope Leo XIV was spotted sporting a Napoli jersey during a recent audience with a group of enthusiastic fans from the southern Italian city. The pontiff, known for his progressive views and love of all things Italian, has now ignited a holy war of sorts among soccer fans, with rival clubs claiming divine intervention in their favor.
“Who knew the Holy See had a favorite team?” exclaimed local Napoli fan, Giuseppe “The Goalkeeper” Mancini, who was seen fainting in the front row. “I always thought the Pope was more of a Juventus man! This is a miracle!”
The Pope, who reportedly shouted “Forza Napoli!” while waving a foam finger, later addressed the crowd, saying, “I believe in the power of teamwork, whether it’s on the pitch or in the pews. Besides, have you seen their uniforms? They’re heavenly!”
However, not everyone is thrilled with the Pope’s newfound allegiance. Cardinal Giovanni “The Referee” Rossi was overheard muttering, “This is an affront to the sanctity of the Church! What’s next? A blessing for the Napoli mascot?”
In a bizarre twist, the Vatican has announced plans to host a charity match between Napoli and the Vatican’s own team, the Holy See Saints, who are currently ranked last in the Vatican League. “We may not have the best players, but we have the best prayers,” quipped Father Antonio “The Striker” Bellini.
As the soccer world holds its breath, one thing is clear: Pope Leo XIV has kicked off a divine debate that’s sure to echo through the ages. Whether you’re a Napoli fan or a rival supporter, it seems the only thing we can all agree on is that the Pope’s fashion sense is truly miraculous.
