**Pigeon Causes Chaos on Delta Flight, Video Captures the Moment**
In a scene that can only be described as “Avian Apocalypse,” a pigeon turned a routine Delta flight into a feathered frenzy, leaving passengers in stitches and flight attendants questioning their life choices. The incident, which occurred on Flight 2023 from Atlanta to New York, was captured on video and has since gone viral, racking up more views than a cat playing the piano.
Eyewitnesses reported that the pigeon, later dubbed “Captain Cluck,” burst into the cabin just after takeoff, flapping its wings like it was auditioning for a role in “Top Gun: Maverick.” “I thought it was a new in-flight entertainment option,” said passenger Linda Featherbottom. “But then it started stealing pretzels and I realized we were in serious trouble.”
Flight attendant Greg “The Bird Whisperer” Johnson attempted to coax Captain Cluck back to the exit with a bag of peanuts, but the pigeon had other plans. “I’ve seen some wild things in my career, but this was next level,” Greg said. “I mean, who knew pigeons could be so demanding? It wanted a window seat and a complimentary drink!”
As chaos ensued, one brave passenger, identified only as “Dave the Daring,” stood up and declared, “If we’re going down, I’m taking this bird with me!” He then attempted to negotiate a peace treaty with Captain Cluck, offering it a lifetime supply of breadcrumbs in exchange for a safe landing. Unfortunately, the pigeon was not impressed and instead took a detour to the cockpit, where it reportedly tried to take over the controls.
Delta Airlines has since issued a statement, assuring the public that they are “taking this matter very seriously” and are currently reviewing their “Pigeon Protocols.” Meanwhile, Captain Cluck has been offered a lucrative deal to star in a new reality show titled “Pigeons of the Sky,” where it will compete against other birds for the title of “Ultimate Flight Disruptor.”
As for the passengers, they left the plane with a story that will surely be told for generations. “I’ll never look at a pigeon the same way again,” said Linda, still clutching her half-eaten pretzel. “Next time, I’m flying Southwest.”
