**Patriots Coach Acknowledges Stefon Diggs’ Boat Video with Unidentified Pink Substance: “It’s Just Strawberry Kool-Aid!”**
In a shocking turn of events that has left the NFL world reeling, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick addressed the viral video of Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stefon Diggs aboard a yacht, surrounded by a mysterious pink substance. “Listen, folks, it’s just strawberry Kool-Aid,” Belichick said, adjusting his hoodie and squinting into the distance as if he were trying to spot a rogue seagull. “We all know how much athletes love their hydration.”
The video, which has been viewed over 10 million times, shows Diggs laughing and tossing around what appears to be a gallon of the vibrant pink liquid. “I thought it was a new Gatorade flavor,” said Patriots quarterback Mac Jones, who was seen in the background trying to catch a glimpse of the action while simultaneously Googling “how to make friends with Stefon Diggs.”
When asked for further clarification, Belichick added, “If you think that’s weird, you should see what we do in the locker room. Last week, we had a team bonding exercise involving whipped cream and a trampoline. It was a blast!”
Meanwhile, Diggs has remained tight-lipped about the incident, only tweeting, “#PinkIsTheNewBlack” and posting a picture of himself with a giant inflatable flamingo. Sources close to the situation, however, claim that the unidentified substance was actually just a failed attempt at making a trendy TikTok drink called “The Flamingo Fizz.”
As the NFL season approaches, one thing is clear: whether it’s Kool-Aid or something more mysterious, the drama surrounding Stefon Diggs is just getting started. And if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that Belichick will be there to keep it all under wraps—preferably in a hoodie.
