**Paige Bueckers Enters Concussion Protocol Following Match Against Angel Reese’s Sky After Being Selected First Overall in WNBA Draft**
In a shocking turn of events, Paige Bueckers, the first overall pick in the WNBA Draft, has entered concussion protocol after a particularly intense match against Angel Reese’s Sky. The game, which was supposed to be a friendly introduction to the league, quickly escalated into a full-blown episode of “Survivor: Basketball Edition.”
Eyewitnesses reported that Bueckers was last seen attempting to execute a triple backflip layup while simultaneously reciting Shakespeare. “It was like watching a ballet dancer in a demolition derby,” said local fan and self-proclaimed basketball expert, Chuck “The Dunk” McGee. “I thought she was going for a gold medal in gymnastics, not a layup!”
Bueckers’ coach, who goes by the name of Coach McBasketballface, commented on the incident, stating, “We always knew Paige was a little too ambitious. I mean, who tries to combine Shakespeare and basketball? Next, she’ll be trying to dunk while reciting the Gettysburg Address!”
Meanwhile, Angel Reese, who was seen laughing on the sidelines, commented, “I thought we were playing basketball, not auditioning for Cirque du Soleil! But hey, if she wants to join the circus, I hear they have great benefits!”
As Bueckers recovers, she has been spotted in a full bubble wrap suit, insisting that she’s “just being cautious.” Sources close to her say she’s also been practicing her Shakespearean monologues in case she needs a backup career. “To dunk or not to dunk, that is the question,” she was overheard saying.
In the meantime, the WNBA has announced that all future games will now include a mandatory “no Shakespeare” rule, ensuring that players can focus on the game without the risk of literary injuries.
