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Advocate for Drug Industry Reform and COVID-19 Accountability to Head FDA Vaccine Initiative

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bill Gates and Indonesian Leader Collaborate on Health and Sustainability Initiatives

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Rising Cancer Rates Before 50: A Study on Affected Types

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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US to Cut Health Aid to Zambia Over Stolen Medicines Scandal

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Urgent Response: Vaccine Teams Tackle Measles Outbreak in Mennonite Community in Mexico

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hawaii Secures $700 Million Settlement from Drug Companies Over Plavix Lawsuit

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Pharmaceutical Industry Opposes Trump’s Drug Pricing Plan

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Understanding Listeria: Key Facts About Food Poisoning Risks

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Understanding California Governor Gavin Newsom’s Initiative to Prohibit Encampments

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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FDA and RFK Jr. Seek to Eliminate Fluoride Supplements for Children’s Dental Health

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Maryland Governor Wes Moore Approves Bill to Utilize Unused ACA Funds for Abortion Grants

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Michigan’s 24-Hour Abortion Waiting Period Struck Down by Judge

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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