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ICE Arrests Illegal Immigrant Suspected of Killing Mother in DUI Incident

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Administration Reinstates English Proficiency Requirement for Truck Drivers

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Missing Father of Five Found Deceased in Georgia Lake After Kayaking Adventure

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Administration Revamps COVID-19 Vaccine Approval Process for Seniors and High-Risk Groups

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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RFK Jr. Clashes with Senate Democrat in Heated Second Hearing

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Republican Governors Unite in Support of Trump’s ‘One Big, Beautiful Bill’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Technology

Ascension Healthcare Data Breach Affects 430,000 Patient Records

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Severe Storms Ignite Tornado Threat Across 11 States, Including Kentucky and Tennessee

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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NYC US Attorney Staff Allegedly Sabotaged Trump’s Attempt to Eliminate Driving Tax, Says Watchdog

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Dissenters Remain Unmoved by Trump’s Capitol Hill Visit

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Administration Settles with Ashli Babbitt’s Family for $5 Million

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Lawmaker Raises Funds Following Federal Assault Charges Amid ICE Facility Confrontation: ‘Just Doing My Job’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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