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Severe Storms Devastate US: Tornadoes Tear Off Roofs and Uproot Trees from Southeast to Ohio Valley

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Late-Season Nor’easter Disrupts Memorial Day Travel for Millions on the East Coast

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Suicide Bombing Targets School Bus in Pakistan, Resulting in 5 Fatalities

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Knicks and Pacers Set to Revive Legendary Rivalry with Iconic NBA Moments

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Putin Makes First Visit to Kursk Region After Expelling Ukrainian Forces

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Joe Burrow Expresses Disappointment with Bengals’ Schedule

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Study Reveals Pain Medication Linked to Longer Survival in Brain Cancer Patients

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Mexican Navy Chief Confirms No Distress Calls from Tall Ship That Collided with Brooklyn Bridge

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Idaho Attorney Cautions That Bryan Kohberger Case Leak May Result in Excluded Evidence

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Father of NC College Student ‘Outraged’ After Career Criminal Allegedly Murders Daughter in USC Burglary

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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California Man Released on ‘Mental Health Diversion’ Six Months Ago Now Accused of Murder

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

Trump to Host South African Leader Amidst Rising Tensions

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum

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