Victor Caratini Hits 3rd Career Grand Slam, Astros Barely Manage to Beat Rockies 6-5 – Shocking, we know! …
Ohtani Hits 30th Homer in 5th Straight Season, Yamamoto and Dodgers Crush White Sox 6-1… Who Needs Defense Anyway? …
Perez’s 2-run double cures Royals of 9-game losing streak, Mariners left wondering if they even know how to play baseball. …
State Department’s ‘America First’ Makeover: Because Who Needs Diplomacy When You Have Patriotism, Right? …
Trump’s ‘Yuge’ Bill Ready for House Vote; Spoiler Alert: It’s the Biggest, Most Beautiful Bill You’ve Ever Seen! …
Katie Taylor graciously allows Amanda Serrano to have a pity win, because who needs a victory more than the undefeated champ? …
