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Florida Man Sentenced to Death for Rape and Murder Scheduled for June Execution

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New Initiative Aims to Bring Key Supplies Home for the First Time

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business

McDonald’s Shuts Down CosMc’s but Will Experiment with Inspired Beverages

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Bruce Springsteen’s Evolving Political Lens on America Through His Lyrics

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Colorado Couple Convicted for Cross Burning to Manipulate Sympathy for Black Candidate

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Chief Justice Temporarily Halts Court Orders for DOGE Operational Records

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business

Trump Announces US Steel’s Commitment to Pittsburgh HQ in $14B Partnership with Japan’s Nippon

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Sports

Gress Shines and Winters Homers as South Carolina Defeats UCLA 9-2 in Super Regional

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Sports

Ben Griffin Shines at Colonial as Rickie Fowler Chases and Scottie Scheffler Trails by 10 Shots

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Newgarden Triumphs Over Power in Pit-Stop Challenge Following Challenging Week for Team Penske

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • World News

Large-Scale Police Response Following Stabbing Incident at German Train Station, Woman Taken into Custody

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • US

Unraveling True Crime: Karen Read’s Phone Evidence, Bryan Kohberger’s Tactics, and a Cannibal Family Gathering

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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