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The Top 5 Ways Humans Are Actually Cyborgs (And Don’t Know It Yet)

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Tooth Fairy Union Watching Elf Strike Closely, Fearing “Misinformation” Could Spread

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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NFL Season 2024: A Complete, Utterly Senseless Breakdown of America’s Favorite Pastime

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking News: US NFL Football Now Officially a “Full-Contact Quidditch League”

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Breaking: Elves Walk Off the Job As Santa Refuses to Bend to Union Request

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Elf Union Threatens Strike at North Pole, Citing “Years of Tyranny” Under Santa Claus

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  • Published: November 18, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy to host begging classes to world leaders

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Harris Campaign Racks Up $2.6 Million in Private Jet Bills, Because Who Needs Budgeting When You Have Sky-High Ambitions?

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Breaking: Scientists Discover New Species of Talking Cats

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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