American tennis stars shockingly lose in early Wimbledon rounds, proving they’re really great at losing

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Shriners Kids Blow $153M on New Research Lab in Atlanta – Hope They Find a Cure for Tiny Fezzes!

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Columbia University shocked to discover hackers actually interested in student data

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Alcaraz crushes world-renowned tennis superstar ranked 733rd at Wimbledon

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Knicks Desperate Enough to Consider Mike Brown as Coach, Sources Confirm

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Kershaw Hopes to Hit 3K Strikeouts at Stadium Full of Fans Who Can’t Attend

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GOP Senator Blames Empty Hospital for Tax Vote on Trump Bill

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Airline water: the new in-flight mystery meat

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Florida bomb squad blows up watermelon to show fireworks are deadly

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MS-13 Leader in Trump’s Crosshairs Gets Slap on the Wrist for Murder Spree – Just 8 Casualties, No Biggie!

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Wisconsin Supreme Court Rules: Money Talks, Fetuses Walk!

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Shark plays real-life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos with unsuspecting surfers in Australia!

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