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US warns Russia not to touch American nuclear technology at Ukrainian nuclear plant

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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McCarthy slams Biden in handling of US debt

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Oklahoma governor calls on officials to resign over recording of racist and threatening remarks

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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GOP prepared to block vote to replace Feinstein on Senate Judiciary

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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‘My stomach is hurting from laughing’: Hear panelist’s reaction to DeSantis’ threat to Disney

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Two Russians claiming to be former Wagner commanders admit killing children and civilians in Ukraine

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Russia is ‘going backwards’ in equipment and deploying post WWII-era tanks, according to Western officials

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Democrats bash Justice Clarence Thomas but their plan to investigate ethics allegations is unclear

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Apple CEO was presented with an original Macintosh. See his reaction

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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ADHD medication abuse in schools is a ‘wake-up call’

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Eating too much of these foods is driving the rise in type 2 diabetes, study says

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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FTC chair Lina Khan warns AI could ‘turbocharge’ fraud and scams

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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