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Apple’s iPhone 16 Pro Turns Your Tears Into Data

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Bitcoin Reaches All-Time High, Investors Still Have No Idea What It Is

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Netflix Users Panic as They Realize They’ve Watched Everything

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U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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Breaking: Pizza Delivery Drone Gets Stuck in Tree, Starts Posting About Its Struggles on Instagram

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New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

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Financial Experts Predict 2025 Will Be the Year Everyone Finally Understands Crypto

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World Leaders Agree: Nothing Gets Done Until Someone Tweets About It

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Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Only Investing in People Who Still Play Monopoly

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TikTok ‘Dance Challenges’ Now Required to Pass High School PE Class

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U.K. Prime Minister To Spend Next Week in Space to ‘Get Some Perspective’

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