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Wake Forest Men and Georgia Women Secure NCAA Team Titles by Defeating No. 2 Seeds

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Binford’s Two Home Runs Propel Ole Miss to 7-3 Victory Over Arizona in Tucson Regional

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Bellinger Shines in Subway Series as Soto Falls Short in Bronx Showdown

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Patmon’s Dramatic 3-Run Homer Secures Oregon’s 10-7 Victory Over Stanford in Eugene Regional

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Oklahoma City Faces Minnesota in Western Conference Finals Opener

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Ballon d’Or Rescheduled in Paris to Accommodate More Women Nominees at Soccer’s Premier Awards

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Newgarden and Power Penalized for Illegal Modifications in Indy 500 Race

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Drivers Advocate for North Wilkesboro Speedway to Host Cup Points Race Following All-Star Race Triumph

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Finland Edges Canada in Shootout at Ice Hockey Worlds; Czechs Remain Undefeated

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Brazilian Scientist Awarded $500,000 for Pioneering Low-Chemical Agriculture Solutions

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Sony Sees Profit Surge Driven by Strong Music, Movie, and Gaming Performance

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Trump Administration Lifts Restrictions on AI Chip Exports to Global Markets

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  • Published: June 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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