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  • World News

Trump Hostage Envoy Calls Israel Abandonment Report ‘Fake News’

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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  • Sports

Shaquille O’Neal Shares Thoughts on Controversial NBA Draft Lottery Results

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Technology

Chinese eVTOL Jetpack Achieves Milestone with First Flight

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Weather

Severe Weather Ravages Central US: Tornadoes Strike Arkansas and Oklahoma Homes

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Politics

Reflecting on Nikki Haley’s Proposal for Mental Competency Tests for Politicians Aged 75 and Up

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Soros-Backed Philly DA Faces Tough Re-Election Challenge Amid GOP Write-In Strategy

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business

Global Markets Rise as China Lowers Interest Rates to Stimulate Growth

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Sports

Alev Kelter Receives Three-Match Suspension for Head Stamping Incident

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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  • Politics

Pittsburgh’s Progressive Mayor Confronts Strong Opposition from Established Rivals in Primary

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Health

Experts Warn: Mini-Strokes Linked to Unexpected Long-Term Health Risks

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • US

New Orleans Jail Break: Ex-FBI Fugitive Hunter Claims Staff Involvement Essential

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

Trump Immigration Advisor Takes Aim at Criminals Exploiting Unaccompanied Minors Under Biden Administration

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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