Giant ‘Gator Conquers Texas Neighborhood, Residents Tremble in Fear!

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DOJ Indicts Masked Crusader Who Thwarted ICE with PPE Drop on Live TV

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Georgia Mall Shooting Leaves Shoppers More Wounded Than Their Wallets: Police Say Oops!

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Tiny Plane Crashes in NJ, World Shocked by ‘Mass Casualty’ of 3 Injured Passengers.

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Florida and Southeast to be Blessed with Free Outdoor Showers All Weekend. Don’t Forget Your Umbrellas!

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Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon: Now with a Side of Listeria!

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Cleveland, Detroit Roast Sophie Cunningham’s WNBA Expansion Hot Take

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BREAKING: Deandre Ayton Decides to Join Lakers Because Why Not, Sources Confirm

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Trump: Education grants used for ‘leftwing agenda’… aka teaching facts.

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Florida’s ‘Gator Jail’ to Welcome Immigrant Guests – Come for the Alligators, Stay for the Detention!

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Bush and Trump’s enemies unite to roast ‘colossal screw-up’ of shutting down USAID

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Rev. Al Sharpton to Cuomo: Step Aside in NYC Mayoral Race for the Greater Good (and my Sunday sermon topics)

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