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Eating too much of these foods is driving the rise in type 2 diabetes, study says

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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FTC chair Lina Khan warns AI could ‘turbocharge’ fraud and scams

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Netflix is winding down its DVD business after 25 years

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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See pizza delivery guy take out suspect fleeing police

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Tragic Comedy: 13-Year-Old Dies After Attempting Benadryl TikTok Challenge, Parents Now Seeking Sponsorships

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Jamie Foxx remains hospitalized nearly a week after ‘medical complication’

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Toddler crawls through White House fence, prompts Secret Service response

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Jamie Lee Curtis spent the Covid-19 lockdown together

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Newly released video shows scene of Jeremy Renner’s snowplow accident

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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White homeowner accused of shooting a Black teen who rang his doorbell turns himself in to face criminal charges

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Millions in the US could face massive consequences unless McCarthy can navigate out of a debt trap he set for Biden

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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‘Difficult to say with a straight face’: Tapper reacts to Fox News’ statement on settlement

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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