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Celebrities Demand More Privacy, Then Immediately Post New Selfie With Caption ‘Just Woke Up’

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Skeptics Doubt ‘Avatar 3’ Will Include 10,000 More Hours of CGI: Experts Weigh In

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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EU Announces New Plan to Fix Everything by 2070

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Kanye West to Release 4-Hour Album Featuring Only His Thoughts on Breakfast Cereal

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Streaming Services Announce New ‘Watch Every Show in 5 Seconds’ Feature

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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The Great Sock Conspiracy: Are Your Feet in on It?

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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NASA’s Latest Discovery: Aliens Have Been Avoiding Earth Because of Our Reality TV

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pope Announces New Vatican App: ‘Confession in 140 Characters or Less’

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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The 5 Comedy Films Hitting Theaters in December That Will Have You Questioning Everything You Thought You Knew About Fitness, Retirement, and Superheroes

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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The 5 Family Guy Episodes That Haven’t Been Created Yet But We All Desperately Need

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Thanksgiving Cooking Instructions Found on Pinterest Not Applicable in Real Life, Experts Say

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Elon Musk Launches Mars Mission, Immediately Offers ‘Free Wi-Fi’ to Martians

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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