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Judge in Fox News-Dominion defamation trial: ‘The parties have resolved their case’

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Here are the 20 specific Fox broadcasts and tweets Dominion says were defamatory

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Joe Biden Admits He Thought “TikTok” Was a Clock Repair App, Attempts to Un-Ban It

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  • Published: January 16, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Bernie Sanders Supportive of Trump Suggestion That Canada Becomes 51st State

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  • Published: December 5, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Amazon Drone Mistaken for UFO, Entire Town Panics

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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McDonald’s Introduces ‘Slightly Less Salty’ Fries, Customers Revolt

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Florida Introduces ‘Snowbird Taxes,’ Northerners Panic

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  • Published: December 4, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Walmart Announces New Policies That Become Effective This Thursday

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  • Published: December 3, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Breaking: North Pole Locks Out Elf Union – Christmas is Cancelled

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Papa Joe Biden Pardons Son Hunter – What Does It Mean?

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Did You Sea An Alien? Government Reports Aliens Living In Ocean

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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North Pole To Lock Elves Out – Is Christmas Cancelled?

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  • Published: December 1, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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