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China Celebrates Record Economic Growth While Handing Out Free Jobs to Robots

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New Study Shows Watching Sports on TV Burns More Calories Than Playing the Sport

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Saudi Arabia to Launch New ‘Progressive Reforms,’ Including Allowing Citizens to Blink Twice for Freedom

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CEO Announces Record Profits While Promising to Cut Employee Benefits for ‘Efficiency’

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U.N. Declares New Global Crisis: Lack of Consensus on How to Solve Anything

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Mayor Declares Official Holiday for People Who Don’t Like to Talk to Strangers

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High School Football Team Reveals Secret to Winning: ‘Just Tell Them They’re Going to the NFL’

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HR Department Finally Admits, ‘We Don’t Actually Know What We Do Here’

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Russia and Ukraine Agree on Peace Talks: 3-Way Boxing Match Between Jake Paul, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy To Be Streamed Live on Netflix

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