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Netflix Users Panic as They Realize They’ve Watched Everything

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
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U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
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Breaking: Pizza Delivery Drone Gets Stuck in Tree, Starts Posting About Its Struggles on Instagram

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Financial Experts Predict 2025 Will Be the Year Everyone Finally Understands Crypto

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
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World Leaders Agree: Nothing Gets Done Until Someone Tweets About It

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Only Investing in People Who Still Play Monopoly

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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TikTok ‘Dance Challenges’ Now Required to Pass High School PE Class

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
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U.K. Prime Minister To Spend Next Week in Space to ‘Get Some Perspective’

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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World’s First Time Machine Invented—Still Can’t Get Your Latte Right on Time

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Study Finds 75% of All U.S. Laws Could Be Rewritten as Memes

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Breaking: Biden Declares the Thanksgiving Turkey “Too White”, Plans To End Annual Tradition

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
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