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New AI System Creates Perfect Satire, But It’s Too Sarcastic for Humans to Understand

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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BREAKING NEWS: “Back to the Future 4” Production Has Started, and Time Travel Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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9 Days Into Elf Strike, What To Know

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Thanksgiving: NCAA Football Rivalries Spark Family Feuds, No One Actually Remembers the Turkey

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Introvert Group To Host Press Conference, Will Absolutely Not Engage With Press

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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World Governments Approve New Universal Language: ‘LOL’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Politician’s Promises Revealed to Be ‘Really, Really Cool Ideas That Don’t Work’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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AI Creates First ‘Genuine’ Apology for Mark Zuckerberg’s Latest Privacy Scandal

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Things to Be Thankful For in 2024

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Reports Show That 40% of People Only Read the Headlines Before Sharing Articles

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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