Unemployment Rate Hits Record Low as People Just Stay Home and Sell Their Old Clothes

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Ghosts in Haunted Houses Now Demanding Wi-Fi Access

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Disney Announces Live-Action Remake of Water: “This Time, It’s Personal”

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Congress Just Added 10,000 Pages to the National Debt with New Tax Code, No One Can Read It

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Kardashians Launch New Line of ‘Faux Organic’ Water Bottles

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Local Meteorologist Finally Admits They Just Guess the Weather

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Celebrities Demand More Privacy, Then Immediately Post New Selfie With Caption ‘Just Woke Up’

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Skeptics Doubt ‘Avatar 3’ Will Include 10,000 More Hours of CGI: Experts Weigh In

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EU Announces New Plan to Fix Everything by 2070

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Kanye West to Release 4-Hour Album Featuring Only His Thoughts on Breakfast Cereal

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Streaming Services Announce New ‘Watch Every Show in 5 Seconds’ Feature

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The Great Sock Conspiracy: Are Your Feet in on It?

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