The Internet's Leading Source for Satirical News

MenuMenu

  • About Us
  • Categories
    • World News
    • US
    • Entertainment
    • Labor
    • Business
    • Science
    • Sports
    • Health
    • Opinion
    • Politics
  • Journalists
    • Bob Edward McGuire, Commandant in Chief
    • Meet Suzanne C. Anthony
    • Meet Chaz Chasington – Roving Sports Reporter
    • Meet Woodrow Barnum
    • Meet John Abadavid
525bd3fd-3601-403e-8e86-3dc356b0d652.jpg
  • Editorials
  • Entertainment

Things to Be Thankful For in 2024

…

  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
db2100f5-7075-4f3a-9031-b02420fe0f1c.jpg
  • US
  • World News

Reports Show That 40% of People Only Read the Headlines Before Sharing Articles

…

  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
a87cd051-c29f-4a28-9315-902f471c401f.jpg
  • Science

Biologists Now Concerned That Plants Might Be Plotting Against Us

…

  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
82804585-d1e7-4fcd-9a00-037edbfa0abf-scaled.jpg
  • Technology

Apple’s iPhone 16 Pro Turns Your Tears Into Data

…

  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
nw_fsd0k7s0.jpg
  • Economy and Finance

Bitcoin Reaches All-Time High, Investors Still Have No Idea What It Is

…

  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
62c96af2-d68b-4a20-9d03-db8c242fbc1f.jpg
  • Entertainment

Netflix Users Panic as They Realize They’ve Watched Everything

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Woody Barnum
9c1c91b3-9f7a-469a-97b0-6d04fa1b76cc.jpg
  • US

U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
f3eae3b6-0f76-4455-99d1-1dc209c7987e.jpg
  • Local News

Breaking: Pizza Delivery Drone Gets Stuck in Tree, Starts Posting About Its Struggles on Instagram

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
a0c557e5-a653-4235-8029-3aa45da5b43e.jpg
  • Science

New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
4084c9a1-a3cc-4d67-8967-f181cc4f53e4.jpg
  • Economy and Finance

Financial Experts Predict 2025 Will Be the Year Everyone Finally Understands Crypto

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
1533368.jpg
  • World News

World Leaders Agree: Nothing Gets Done Until Someone Tweets About It

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
xgn3ojrtzn0.jpg
  • Economy and Finance

Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Only Investing in People Who Still Play Monopoly

…

  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 161 Page 162 Page 163 … Page 167 Next page

The articles published on this site are purely for satirical and comedic purposes. Any resemblance to real people, events, or situations is entirely coincidental—unless you're talking about the high-level conspiracy involving the Easter Bunny, which is a very real thing, trust us.

We do not endorse elf labor unions, reindeer strikes, or attempts to automate toy-making (unless it involves at least a 30% efficiency boost and zero emotional baggage), Democrats, Republicans, Amazon, Walmart, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or anything really. All opinions expressed herein are fictional, exaggerated, and should be taken with a grain of salt, preferably served with a side of holiday cookies.

If you’re offended by anything you read here, congratulations, you’ve fully embraced the spirit of satire. Please direct all complaints to our publisher - if you can find them; we hear they’re still working through some “bargaining issues” with their own employees.

Copyright © 2024 TheDailyCircus.com
scroll to top